Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.