We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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