They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.