She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation