I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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