They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?