So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11