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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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