All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'