All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'