you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho