Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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