I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.