Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
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