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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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