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(740): View more from Ohio

Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.

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(519): View more from Ontario

People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.

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(716): View more from New York

YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...

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(440): View more from Ohio

Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.

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