i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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