He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.