Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.