i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars