do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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