Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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