when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am