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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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