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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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