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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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