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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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