everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building