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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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