sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.