maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
sarcasm needs its own font
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