Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.