I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.