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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
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