To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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