i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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