I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face