I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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