Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
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