he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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