My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."