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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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