She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.