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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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