I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.