when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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