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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
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