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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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