He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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