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(575): View more from New Mexico

We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"

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(520): View more from Arizona

just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??

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(315): View more from New York

Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

People are yelling about how much they want you here.

(563): View more from Iowa

I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.

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