You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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